BY RYAN BLACK | firstname.lastname@example.org
- The rankings/receiving votes (designated by “RV”) are from the Associated Press poll.
- Secondly, the landing spot for each team is a combination of how good I perceive each team to be in relation to the rest of the conference, with a dash of last week’s results thrown in, too. However, the former takes precedence. One example: Just because Tennessee and Missouri whupped up on tomato cans Saturday doesn’t mean they’ll rank above Georgia, which lost a tight game to a top-10 Clemson squad. Again, everything is relative.
(All games times ET)
1) No. 1 Alabama (1-0)
Last week: won vs. Virginia Tech 35-10
No, Saturday wasn’t the most convincing win Alabama has had in a season opener since Nick Saban assumed the reins of the program. It certainly didn’t come close to matching last year’s 41-14 decimation of then-No. 8 Michigan. The offense showed it needs work, and the Crimson Tide was helped immensely by Christion Jones’ punt and kick return touchdowns. But complaining about a 25-point win against a team from another major conference — especially versus a school with a winning tradition like Virginia Tech — is basically nitpicking. Then again, that’s just the absurdly-high standard Alabama is being held to these days.
2) No. 6 South Carolina (1-0)
Last week: won vs. North Carolina 27-10
South Carolina jumped out to a 17-0 lead in the first quarter and cruised from there. Jadeveon Clowney didn’t dominate, as he finished with just three tackles, but it’s not as if North Carolina was running it straight at him every play, either. He also looked a bit winded at times, but I’d chalk that up to the stomach virus he was reportedly battling the night before.
Hey, even Superman had kryptonite.
Next: at No. 5 Georgia (0-1), 4:30 p.m. | ESPN
3) No. 7 Texas A&M (1-0)
Last week: won vs. Rice 52-31
Johnny Football did what Johnny Football does best, Part I: create points. He threw three touchdowns (on just eight attempts) in the second half after sitting out the game’s first 30 minutes, serving his NCAA penalty for what was called an “inadvertent” violation of signing autographs during the offseason.
Johnny Football did what Johnny Football does best, Part II: create controversy. He was pulled after getting flagged for an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty in the fourth quarter. This followed an earlier exchange with another Rice defender, where Manziel mimicked signing an autograph. (Oy vey.)
While Manziel’s antics can easily be toned down — it’s not that hard, I swear — the bigger worry for the Aggies should be fixing their defense. Six starters on defense were suspended from playing in the first half for undisclosed violations of team rules. The unit was already a question mark heading into the season. Saturday did little to help that in the way of playing time. Needless to say, if Texas A&M gives up 31 points when Alabama comes to town on Sept. 15, it likely means the Aggies will end up on the wrong side of the scoreboard.
Next: vs. Sam Houston State (1-0), 7 p.m. | Texas A&M PPV
4) No. 12 LSU (1-0)
Last week: won vs. No. 20 TCU 37-27
While quarterback Zach Mettenberger’s numbers weren’t spectacular, accounting for just one touchdown and completing 50 percent (16 of 32) of his attempts, those should only improve going forward.
Next: vs. UAB (0-1), 7 p.m. | ESPNU
5) No. 5 Georgia (0-1)
Last week: lost to No. 8 Clemson 38-35
Another close loss for Georgia in a big game to begin the season. What’s new? It didn’t eliminate the Bulldogs from national title contention yet.
But a loss to South Carolina this weekend will.
Next: vs. No. 6 South Carolina (1-0), 4:30 p.m. | ESPN
6) No. 10 Florida (1-0)
Last week: won vs. Toledo 24-6
Between Jeff Driskel (finally) looking like a semi-effective SEC quarterback and backup tailback Mack Brown‘s career day, Florida’s offense didn’t resemble the unit that couldn’t score to save its life last season. (Apologies to Mike Gillislee.)
Surprisingly, a defense that ranked fifth in the country last season and had to replace eight starters and its coordinator (Dan Quinn) didn’t appear to miss a beat.
Next: at Miami (FL) (1-0), Noon | ESPN
7) RV Ole Miss (1-0, 1-0 SEC)
Last week: won vs. Vanderbilt 39-35
The Rebels finally ended their three-game losing streak to the Commodores. When was the last time any SEC team had such a run of futility against the Commodores?
Now they’ll get to enjoy a breather against Southeast Missouri State before their schedule begins in earnest, with five games in six weeks. There’s not a single “gimme” among them: at Texas, at Alabama and at Auburn before returning home to host Texas A&M and LSU.
Next: vs. Southeast Missouri State (0-1), 7 p.m. | Ole Miss PPV
8) Auburn (1-0)
Last week: won vs. Washington State 31-24
Gus Malzahn was able to walk off the field a winner Saturday night, but judging from fan feedback following the game, Auburn supporters were expecting far more. It appears they were just echoing Malzahn’s own thoughts. “We’ve got a lot of work to do,” he said in his postgame press conference, “but we’re committed to doing that.”
Translation: “I’m happy we won, but it was touch-and-go until the Cougars’ last possession. It’s going to be a long week at practice.”
Next: vs. Arkansas State (1-0), 7:30 p.m. | FSN
9) RV Vanderbilt (0-1, 0-1 SEC)
Last week: lost to Ole Miss 39-35
There was no reason for Jordan Matthews to hang his head last Thursday. The senior receiver left it all on the field, catching 10 passes for 178 yards and a touchdown against the Rebels. Even his own body couldn’t slow him down, as he went off the field for intravenous fluids early in the third quarter. It was one of the gutsier performances you’ll ever see.
Next: vs. Austin Peay (0-1), 7:30 p.m. | CSS
10) Arkansas (1-0)
Last week: won vs. Louisiana-Lafayette 34-14
It’s easy to poke fun at Bret Bielema’s expense, for far too many reasons to detail here. What’s no laughing matter is how the Razorbacks won on Saturday, easily dispatching the Ragin’ Cajuns by 20 points. Don’t let the name fool you: Louisiana-Lafeyette was coming off back-to-back 9-4 campaigns and considered the co-favorite (along with Louisiana-Monroe) to capture the Sun Belt Conference title this season.
Next: vs. Samford (1-0) in Little Rock, 7 p.m. | Arkansas PPV
11) Tennessee (1-0)
Last week: won vs. Austin Peay 45-0
Look, I know it was just Austin Peay. But considering a Pop Warner team could have scored on Tennessee’s defense last season, the Volunteers will take a shutout any way they can get it. Tennessee doesn’t care that the Governors have lost 17 consecutive road games, either, with Austin Peay’s last win away from home coming against Tennessee State on Sept. 18, 2010.
Whatever negativity you want to throw the Volunteers’ way right now will fall on deaf ears. They’re in a Kendrick Lamar state of mind: Don’t kill their vibe.
Next: vs. Western Kentucky (1-0), 12:21 p.m. | SEC Network
12) Missouri (1-0)
Last week: won vs. Murray State 58-14
Quarterback James Franklin threw for 300-plus yards for the third time in his career, finishing with 318 yards (completing 26 of 38 attempts) and three touchdowns in a little more than two quarters of work. This was different than his previous two 300-plus efforts in one respect: The Tigers actually won this time.
Toledo should provide a little better gauge of where Missouri is at this weekend, but the Tigers won’t see an SEC opponent until going on the road against Vanderbilt on Oct. 5. (Gotta get those non-conference wins while you can, I suppose.)
Next: vs. Toledo (0-1), 3:30 p.m. | ESPNU
13) Mississippi State (0-1)
Last week: lost to No. 13 Oklahoma State 21-3
It’s hard to come up with any positives for the Bulldogs. They went just two of 16 on third-down conversions. They racked up only 333 yards of total offense. Starting quarterback Tyler Russell left the game in the third quarter after taking a shot to the head and did not return.
The loss just continues the downward trend for Dan Mullen’s squad: Since starting last season 7-0, the Bulldogs are 1-7 in their past eight contests.
Next: vs. Alcorn State (1-0), 3:30 p.m. | CSS
14) Kentucky (0-1)
Last week: lost to Western Kentucky 35-26
Welp, that went about as horribly as the Wildcats could have scripted it for their opening game under Mark Stoops. Not only did they lose to the Hilltoppers — led by former Louisville and Arkansas head coach and noted motorcycle enthusiast Bobby Petrino — but they were thoroughly outclassed by their Sun Belt foe. Western Kentucky scored on three of its first four possessions, with each covering 75 yards or more.
One silver lining: Basketball season is getting closer every day. So there’s that.
Next: vs. Miami (OH) (0-1), Noon | Fox Sports